Guilty as Charged
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
To the defendant: Fujitsu Lifebook E8010 S/N R4700235
You have been charged under SECTION 1 of the MUGGER ACT that you have directly caused the plaintiff CHIO WEI HAN CLEMENT "distraction in the course of his studies" and have been found GUILTY.
You are hereby sent to 5 weeks imprisonment in the cupboard or until the end of the plaintiff's final year exams (whichever is later). You are only allowed as much usage as your battery life allows per week.
The court adjourns.
Signed off at
3:43 am
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